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Teacher and Student 

Teacher (asked from student):- 
Change the gender of the cow.
Student :- Sir , I can't cahange the gender of the cow.
Teacher :-  Why ?
Student :- Sir, Only God can change the gender.
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Taj Mahal 

Patni (Pati Se) :- Mumtaj kitni khushkismat thi.
Pati :- To Shahjahan kaun sa kam khuskismat tha jo itni jaldi --------- mil gaya.

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Proudy Makhi 

Aik bar aik makhi hathi ke upar baithi hui thi ki itne main tej toofan aa gaya , tab makhi ne hathi ko aur jor se pakad liya , usne dekha ki itne tez hava main kuch nahin hua. fir kya makhi ko gamand aa gaya . Thodi der main jab toofan khatam hua tab makhi ud gayi .
Itne main hathi ne poocha " E makhi thanks to kar ja " .
 Makhi boli kis baat ka thanks , thanks to tu kar agar toofan ke vaqt maine tere ko jor se na pakda hota to tu pata nahin andhi main kahan ud gaya hota.

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Innocent Nurse 

Nurse ( Mariz ke kamre ke bahar) :- Mata ji , Pappu Kahan hai
Mata Ji : Andar so raha hai 
Nurse: Mata ji use jaldi uthiae 
Mata ji
: Kyon
Nurse: Mata se main use neend ki davai dena bhul gayi 
Mata ji : Kyaaa 
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Kanzoos Bivi

Patni ko jor se karant laga aur veh niche gir ke behosh ho gayi. Thodi der main jab patni ko hosh aya to pati ne pucha kaise ho , to patni boli ki main tu thik hun jaldi se jakar meter dekho kahin unit to nahin jayada bad gaye. 
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Ideal Husband 

Girl friend 
Shadi Kab Karoge ????
Boy friend
Puch ke bataunga 
Girl friend
Kis se 
Boy friend
Bivi Se 

Girl friend 
Kyaaa 
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Bevkuf Gadha
Aik bar aik gadha aam kd ped par chad ke aam kha raha tha . Itne main aik khota upar chad gaya tab gadhe ne kaha oye khote tu aam ke ped par kya karne aya hai . To khota bola kele khane aya hoon . Tab gadha bola par yeh to aam ped hai . Is par khota bola raha na gadhe ka gadha main to apne kele le ke aya hoon .

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Confusion
 Aik admi kaa naam tha dogra . Aik aur vayakti jo ghum raha tha uska naam tha U.R. Dogra . Pehle vale ne usse pucha ki sir apka naam kya to usne kaha U.R.DOGRA. To pehle vale ne kaha kl i know that i m dogra . Please tell me your name . Dusre admi ne fir kaha k U.R.DOGRA .
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Temperature Difference
Ik bar ek admi pahari elake se maidani elake main saman lene gaya . Apko to pata hi hai ki pahari elake or maidani elake ke tapman main jamin asman ka antar hota hai . Agar paharon par thand hai to maidani elake main bilkul garmi hoti hai . Veh admi jab apne ghar se nikla to bilkul thand thi , usne garam jacket pahan li . Parantu jab veh maidani elake main bus stand par pahuncha tab bhi usne garam jacket pahan rakhi thi . Vahan bus stand par saare log adhi baju vali kamije pahan kar ghum rahe the . Par usko log ghur ghur kar dekh rahe the . Us admi ne socha ki shayad main khas hoon jo log mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahe hain . Veh aur chora hokar gumne laga . Akhir main ek admi ne puch hi liya ," Apko is jacket main garmi nahin lag rahi hai "
Us admi ne badi furti bartate hua apni jacket ki jip band kar li aur kaha ," ab batao kaise garmi lagegi , maine to apne jacket ki jip bhi band kar li"  Dekha Intelligenci . Ha ha ha ---- shahar valo ko etni si baat bhi nahin pata .

Joke of Day

Teacher ( Asking from students) : If Aeroplane is flying with speed 430 Km/h & Bus is moving with 100 Km/h
                                                   & a person running with speed of 20 Km/h , then tell my age .

After teacher's question no student give the answer to it as expected by teacher , but after few minute one student raise hand & give the answer of teacher's question & he says that your age is 30 years . After students answer teacher stunned . Again
Teacher ( Asks from that student) : How you calculate
Student : Sir , it is very simple in my home my elder brother is 15 years old & he is half mad .  
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Cold Drinks are Slow Poison for our Health.

 
                Always remember taste is inversely proportional to health i.e more the thing is tasty, less will be beneficial for health. Tasty things are always injurious to our health. 
e.g Cold drinks are tasty , that’s why they are very injurious to our health .
Meat is tasty, that’s why it is very injurious to our health.
Fast foods are tasty, that’s why they are very injurious to our health.

Garib Admi


Joke of the day
Ik bar ik amir admi apni mannat puri hone ke baad mandir main garibo ko khana or paise bant raha tha , jab veh admi paise bant raha tha tab us ne unse aise hi puch lia ki , apka naam kya hai
Pehla admi : Ji mera naam karodimal hai
Dusra Admi : Ji main Laxmi parsad
Tisra admi : Ji mera Naam dhani ram .
Amir admi jo paise bant raha tha usne bola : Ji main to apka Garib Das

Yamraj Ki Ghanti

Yamraj ( Chitragupt se ) : Chitragupta ji main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki dunia main kitna jhuth bola jata hai 
                                        iske liye tum mere kamre main ik aise ghanti lagao jo tab baje jab dharti par koi    
                                       jhuth bole .
Chitragupt                      : ji maharaj
chitragupt ne yamraj ke kehne par ghanti lagva di 
ghanti lagne ke baad din main kabhi kabhi baj rahi thi ,  tab yamraj samajh jate ki dharti par koi juth bol raha hai . Parantu usi din raat ko 12 baje lagataar bajne lagi, band hi nahi ho rahi thi 
Yamraj : chitragupta ji , yeh gantia , 12 baje kyun lagataar baj rahi hain 
Chitragupt: Maharaj niche darti par NEWS PAPER chap rahe hai isiliye lagataar baj rahin hain.   

Bholapan

Ik bar ek gaon ka bechara bhola bhala admi shahar main T.V lene gaya . Apne gaon main to veh sabse amir admi tha . Veh ducan main gaya aur bola ki mujhe ek T.V chahiye  par ducandar ne koi dhayan nahin diya . is par veh admi dukhi ho gaya usne socha ki jinse yeh ducandar baat kar raha unhone ache ache kapre pahan rakhe hai shayad tab unse baat kar raha hai , veh bazar main kapre ki ducan par gaya aur ache kapre pahan kar fir usi ducan par gaya aur kaha ki muje ek T.V lena hai , is baar fir ducandar ne koi dayan nahi diya , is par veh gaon ka admi gussa ho gaya sochne laga ki yeh ducandar jin logo se baat kar raha veh sab to gaadi main aye hai , shayad muje isiliye bhav nahin de raha hai. Usne socha ki is ducandar nain mujhe bhav nahin diya koi baat nahin T.V to yahin se loonga chahe gaadi na leni padi , veh showroom main se nai gaadi nikal kar laya aur phir usi ducan par jakar dukandar se gusse main bola ," Bhai sahib , Ek T.V lena hai" . Is par ducandar ne bhi gusse se kaha , yaar tu tin din se yehi parashan kar raha hai ki T.V lena , T.V lena hai to T.V vali ducan par ja , yahan par sirf  fridge milte hai . 

1 & 1 Eleven

One time a Teacher asks from his students that is there anyone who make me fool.
No one raise their hand but after few time a student raise his hand & says that i make you fool sir .
Teacher stunned after hearing this & says that OK how can you make me fool
Student: Sir , 1 aur 1 kitne hote hain
Teacher : Obviously 11
Student : Sir , 9 aur 2 kitne hote hain
Teacher: Obviously 11
Student: Bana diy na bevkoof , 1 aur 1  ,  2 hote hain