Teacher and Student
Teacher (asked from student):-
Change the gender of the cow.
Student :- Sir , I can't cahange the gender of the cow.
Teacher :- Why ?
Student :- Sir, Only God can change the gender.
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Taj Mahal
Patni (Pati Se) :- Mumtaj kitni khushkismat thi.
Pati :- To Shahjahan kaun sa kam khuskismat tha jo itni jaldi --------- mil gaya.
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Proudy Makhi
Aik bar aik makhi hathi ke upar baithi hui thi ki itne main tej toofan aa gaya , tab makhi ne hathi ko aur jor se pakad liya , usne dekha ki itne tez hava main kuch nahin hua. fir kya makhi ko gamand aa gaya . Thodi der main jab toofan khatam hua tab makhi ud gayi .
Itne main hathi ne poocha " E makhi thanks to kar ja " .
Makhi boli kis baat ka thanks , thanks to tu kar agar toofan ke vaqt maine tere ko jor se na pakda hota to tu pata nahin andhi main kahan ud gaya hota.
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Innocent Nurse
Nurse ( Mariz ke kamre ke bahar) :- Mata ji , Pappu Kahan hai
Mata Ji : Andar so raha hai
Nurse: Mata ji use jaldi uthiae
Mata ji
: Kyon
Nurse: Mata se main use neend ki davai dena bhul gayi
Mata ji : Kyaaa
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Kanzoos Bivi
Patni ko jor se karant laga aur veh niche gir ke behosh ho gayi. Thodi der main jab patni ko hosh aya to pati ne pucha kaise ho , to patni boli ki main tu thik hun jaldi se jakar meter dekho kahin unit to nahin jayada bad gaye.
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Ideal Husband
Girl friend
Shadi Kab Karoge ????
Boy friend
Puch ke bataunga
Girl friend
Kis se
Boy friend
Bivi Se
Girl friend
Kyaaa
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Bevkuf Gadha
Aik bar aik gadha aam kd ped par chad ke aam kha raha tha . Itne main aik khota upar chad gaya tab gadhe ne kaha oye khote tu aam ke ped par kya karne aya hai . To khota bola kele khane aya hoon . Tab gadha bola par yeh to aam ped hai . Is par khota bola raha na gadhe ka gadha main to apne kele le ke aya hoon .
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Confusion
Aik admi kaa naam tha dogra . Aik aur vayakti jo ghum raha tha uska naam tha U.R. Dogra . Pehle vale ne usse pucha ki sir apka naam kya to usne kaha U.R.DOGRA. To pehle vale ne kaha kl i know that i m dogra . Please tell me your name . Dusre admi ne fir kaha k U.R.DOGRA .
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Temperature Difference
Ik bar ek admi pahari elake se maidani elake main saman lene gaya . Apko to pata hi hai ki pahari elake or maidani elake ke tapman main jamin asman ka antar hota hai . Agar paharon par thand hai to maidani elake main bilkul garmi hoti hai . Veh admi jab apne ghar se nikla to bilkul thand thi , usne garam jacket pahan li . Parantu jab veh maidani elake main bus stand par pahuncha tab bhi usne garam jacket pahan rakhi thi . Vahan bus stand par saare log adhi baju vali kamije pahan kar ghum rahe the . Par usko log ghur ghur kar dekh rahe the . Us admi ne socha ki shayad main khas hoon jo log mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahe hain . Veh aur chora hokar gumne laga . Akhir main ek admi ne puch hi liya ," Apko is jacket main garmi nahin lag rahi hai "
Us admi ne badi furti bartate hua apni jacket ki jip band kar li aur kaha ," ab batao kaise garmi lagegi , maine to apne jacket ki jip bhi band kar li" Dekha Intelligenci . Ha ha ha ---- shahar valo ko etni si baat bhi nahin pata .